|Mario, Pikachu, Link,
Samus, and more are back for a second round! Each fighter is determined
to be the best Nintendo mascot ever, and is ready to defeat everyone else
to prove it! We're here live at Princess Peach's castle in the beautiful
Mushroom Kingdom, where all the contestants have gathered for the pre-fight
show. Let the trash talking begin!
Mario: No one else can take what I've got! I'm the oldest mascot here! Who hasn't heard of the great Mario? My fireballs, punches and new cape attacks will send everyone else flying off the screen!
Donkey Kong: I'm just as old as you are, plumber boy, but nowhere near as fat! No one can withstand my brute strength!
Pikachu: Pika! Pikachu Pi Pi Chu Pikachu!
Link: What?! You kiss your mother with that mouth you little rat? My Master Sword has defeated Ganon time and time again, but this time it will defeat all of you!
Zelda: Not this time, Link, because I'm going to be the champion! Not only can I perform amazing attacks as myself, I can transform into my alter-ego Sheik for even more amazing attacks!
Fox: Ha! I'm going to be the champion this time! I'm quick and daring, just like a ... fox...
Falcon: You may be fast, Arwing boy, but not as fast as I am! I'll pummel everyone five times before they even hit the ground!
Yoshi: I'll leave you all with egg on your face! I'll chew you up and spit you out!
Kirby: Not before I do, Dino Breath! And I can absorb everone's powers and use them against my enemies! I will be champion!
Peach: Not so fast, you blob! I had to sit by and watch you people fight in my castle last time, but this time I'm gonna teach you all a lesson! I'm going to be the winner this time, simply because I'm a natural fighter!
Samus: Hah! You're not even a natural blonde! My armor and arm cannon have been powered up, and you all are in for the beating of your life!
Bobo: No way!
Nana: The Ice Climber Kids are gonna win this tournament!
Donkey Kong: ........
Zelda: Who are they?
Peach: 8-bit has-beens.
And it looks like we're ready to begin!... wait a second, the castle is shaking... oh no! A giant clown faced ball has burst down from the ceiling! Who could it possibly be?
Bowser: Bwa-hah-hah-haaaaaa! I'm back! You beat me last time, Mario, but this time I'm going to do something different... I'm going to kidnap Princess Peach! Bwa ha ha ha haa haaaa!
Mario: Bowser, that IS what you did last time!
Fox: That's what he always does.
Bowser: I did? Darn, I thought I had it this time...
Peach: Look, come back and bother us later. We're about to start a fighting tournament to see who is the greatest mascot of all.
Pikachu: Pi, pikachu!
Bowser: What?!? And no one invited me? I am the greatest mascot of all time! And I'll prove it! I'm going to beat you all! Bwa-hah-hah-hah!
It looks like Bowser, King of the Koopas has entered the tournament! What a plot twist! Who knows who else will jump into the arena and demand a fight! Let the Melee begin!